FaBclub review
13th December 2009
written by
Clive Meggs



It is only 2.00pm and we are frantically setting up the function
room for our Christmas Party. The room is humming and
no-one cares what the weather is like today, we are all looking
forward to having a great time. Guitars are standing all over
the place it really is like a music shop. A large table is
overflowing with food and balloons are being put up all over
the place. We are nearly ready to go. Liz has reported in sick
with the lurgy as have the Leopards. We wish them a speedy
recovery. Thus you have to suffer my review yet again.

Trevor was planning to compere the event but Bill has
volunteered to step in at the last minute to take up the mantle
for the afternoon. He opens the proceedings with a short song
he wrote on the way to the White Hart, a very funny little ditty
featuring flatulence. If anyone ever asks him how long it took
to write his answer would be, he said, twenty miles.

Rocking Bob is our first act today and he sings a song in his
own imitable style called, I think, That's My Desire. He follows
with another song I have never heard before titled Was That
The Human Thing To Do ( I think). Bob has set the scene for
the afternoon.

He is followed by our Ken who bursts into song with a
shortened version of On the Street Where I Live. After a short
Spike Milligan Poem he goes straight into another song - You'll
Never Walk Alone. Great voice Ken. You should perhaps try a
full length song sometime.

Mike is next looking very debonair in his cravat. He starts with
a carol - On a Starry Night - very appropriate for the time of the
year. It is not one I am familiar with, but very well sung, Mike.
He does a quick change from guitar to accordian and gives us
a medley of carols. These are all very familiar. We are invited to
sing along - and every opportunity is taken to comply. Great
Stuff, Mike.

Joe Migdal is next, on guitar. He starts with a festive song -
Harps in Heaven - written by Barry Dransfield. A very gentle
tuneful song. He then gets his organ out and is joined by
Kathy for a medley of Christmas carols, Kath playing her
concertina, which we all love to hear.

Debbie Anne is next and it is time for the annual outing of
Joyce Grenfell's Nativity play, which we all enjoy. Great writing
and as usual well performed by our Joyce Grenfell tribute act.

Alan Neville is next with a self-penned song - Blue Grass
Christmas. A foot tapping song appropriate for his
transgression into being part of a bluegrass band. His second
song, again written by Alan is a clever modern day version of
the nativity story. Such a talent! What a great song!

We take a break at this point to feed our faces and refresh our
glasses. We are told that there is a bumper raffle which will be
drawn in two goes - so we can get more performers on after
each break. We also make a presentation to Ben and Chris -
the landlord and his wife.

The next session gets off to a great start with Claudine giving
us a new song - Fortune Cookies Do Not Have the Answers.
Claudine informs me that Anthony John Clark had a hand in
the arrangements of this song. It has been a long time since
she has been back to the Fabclub, and it is always good to see
her. Where Are You Love is her next song accompanied by
Paul Ballantyne, a song written by Show Of Hands. They make
a great job of it. Claudine takes over the compering and
introduces Paul to do two songs of his own.

He starts with one of my favourite songs - Senior ( An
American Story) - written and performed by Bob Dylan. Paul's
version comes a close second. I could listen to this song all
day. He continues with another Bob Dylan song, his personal
favourite, from the Blood on the Tracks album - If You See Her,
Say Hello. It is like having Bob Dylan in the room. Please come
back again soon, Paul.

Bill gives us a fantastic poem wot he wrote because we were
missing a bit of culture with Liz not being here. A Great verse,
Bill. JoJo then gives us a song from the sixties - He's in Town,
performed originally by The Rocking Berries, my, I haven't
heard that for a few years. I understand from JoJo that it was
written by Goffin and King and consisted of only 12 lines of
verse. I have learnt that the King in the duo was the infamous
Carol King, of Tapestry fame.Well sung JoJo!

Len is next as he is sufficiently oiled and he starts by singing I
Would Still Be Loving You in his own fantastic style. He
continues with an equally well known song, what is it called,
oh yes, (Fire and Rain) . Len recommend Kronenberg for on
stage nerves. I wonder if it works for memory. Thanks Len!

Steve O'Kane is on next and starts with a song he wrote, the
subject matter coming from events in the first world war, called
The Star In The East. This song is new to me, and on first
hearing I am very impressed. Fiona is called upon to join Steve
for their second song. Her beautiful voice glides immediately
into the familiar tones of the carol Silent Night. Nobody dares
to join in. The silence is an appreciation of the quality of her
voice, and yours of course, Steve.

We take our second break to have another crack at the buffet,
and the remainder of the raffle follows.

Helen is the last floor spot of the day. She suggests that we
read out some of the cracker jokes which we do for a short
while, but they become so pathetic that we give up shortly into
the exercise. She starts with a Joni Mitchell song - I Wish I Had
a River- beautifully sung. She continues with the Slade hit
Merry Christmas Everybody, a great chorus song which we all
join in with.

I tell a lie, John Stafford has been persuaded to do a floor spot
and He is the last act. He performs Swing Low Sweet Chariot
using the guitar won by Steve in the raffle. The longest version
I have heard for a long time with loads of chorarses. John then
gets his gobiron out and is joined by Steve, Alan, Joe and Paul
in some finale songs - Twelve Bar Blues, The Mighty Quinn
and Runaway. Great fun for the audience. The afternoon is
appropriately brought to a close by our founder, Claudine, who
sings us her beautiful version of Streets of London. What an
afternoon!!!!

Well that's it for this year. I wish everyone a merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year. And we are back again in the function
room at The White Hart on 3rd January for a get a floor spot
session. Hope to see you there.