FaBclub review
11th October 2009
written by
Clive Meggs


Here we are again, three Sunday's on the trot - you can't get enough of a
good thing as they say. We are in the bar this week and are about to be
entertained by the Phatt B'stards who have been busy setting up their PA
system - who'd be a superstar, eh! They are now tuning their instruments
and I like the sound of what I hear. We are also blessed with the
attendance of Whatever Next, our guest act in the pub in November, who
have come along for a trial run - should be fun. Margaret has volunteered
again to be our compere - what would we do without her. Hopefully some
more performers will arrive to back her up but even without other
floorspots we are sure to have a great time.


Margaret keeps us informed of Charlie's recent exploits and then bursts
into song with a club favourite - I Feel Lucky, played on her banjo ukelele.
She changes instruments to her mandolin for her second song - Careless
Love. It seems it is going to be a George Formby free afternoon. Margaret
then takes the reins and does a further song - Singing The Blues. Maybe I
was right. Well done Margaret!

Whatever Next are next so to speak. A trio of men, although I am
informed that they will be appearing as a quartet in November. Two
guitars and a slim double bass very professionally played, they start with
a moody bluesy number ( no pun intended) - called Good Stuff. A little
more jazz is evident in their next number - In Your Shoes- I am liking what
I am hearing, the singer has a great voice. They follow this with what I
detect is a country song including the words Let The Four Winds Blow in
the chorus, maybe this is the title. It doesn't really matter. It is their
performance that counts and that is exemplary. They finish with a song
with a west coast feel - Four Strong Winds- such a versatile set of
performers. We are in for a treat in November, and I can't wait for the
second half.

Mike is next. He starts with Streets of Loredo accompanied on his
accordian. He chooses not to use the PA, and doesn't really need it, the
strength of his voice and the sound of the accordian being sufficient. He
proceeds seamlessly into his version of Blowing in the Wind. He then
picks up his guitar and performs a Tom Paxton number - Bottle of Wine -
maybe he will win one in the raffle. Ralph McTell is next. Mike gives us his
version of Streets Of London. A completely different tempo that make the
song his own. Thank you Mike.

Our crooner, Ken, is next. He sings -With A Song In My Heart- an old
song I feel. Ken has a lovely voice. He reads a childrens poem - I Want To
Be A Teabag- to great amusement of the audience. Then back to singing-
A Kind Of Loving, a song he heard Danny Williams sing. Nice one Ken.

Our guests The Phat B'stards are next. George explains that he uses a
bandana because he sweats just
getting in and out of bed. He offers to let us examine his T shirt after the
first set if we don't believe him. I think we will pass on that. They start
with a rousing song - Couldn't Have Come At A Better Time. We are
definitely in for a great time. One of my favourites, a Richard Thompson
song - Wall Of Death is next. They really give this song some welly. A sad
song next written by Ron Truman Border - Angel Of Mercy- beautifully
sung and played. The next song is about miners with mucky legs - The
Blackleg Miner - sung after a medley of funny stories. I love the one about
the Sony I-Boob about to be made because women are always
complaining that men just look at their boobs and don't listen to them. A
hoedown next , an old Lonnie Donegan song about the American Civil
War - Down the Mississippi To The Gulf Of Mexico (I don't know what it is
really called).- a real foot tapping number. House of The Rising Sun is
next with a little audience participation. Another Ron Truman Border song
next, again a ballad - Who Will Play The Blues For Peter Green, a song I
personally love. They certainly do it justice. They tell us they had a
request to play something out of the charts and the next song has been
out of the charts for about 40 years- When I'm Dead And Gone done by
McGuiness Flint. A lot of percussion in this - what a way to finish the first
half.

We have a short Break and draw the raffle where most of the prizes are
won in the bar, not surprising really and they bought quite a lot. Margaret
won some smellies, though, and full of excitement she starts off the
second half with her version of Fanlight Fanny, this time using the PA.
Sounds great, Margaret. She follows this with On The Banks of the Ohio.
The chances of a George Formby - Free afternoon are odds-on now.

Our virgins are back on again for a second performance, Whatever Next
really impressed us in the first half. They sing a slow bluesy ballad - Fools
Paradise. Lovely stuff! How Can A Poor Man Stand Such Times is their
next song with a joiny in chorus. Thank you gents, we will look forward to
your session on 15th November.

Mike is next on his guitar. He sings us Fiddlers Green and follows this
with Irish Rover. Mike is becoming quite a regular of the FaBclub. We all
love his songs.

Margaret then introduces our guests but is embarrassed to say their
name. George says she can call the The Heavily Brothers if she wants.
They start with a Richard Thompson song - I Wanna See The Bright
Lights Tonight - a great version of this well known song. A traditional folk
song next, sung without instruments, what a voice Geoff has. Union
Miners has a rousing chorus. We all join in with enthusiasm. A Paul Simon
song next - Me and Julio Down By The Scoolyard. And Geoff tells us a
funny story about a letter he sent to Paul. This is followed by another
Richard Thompson lovesong about a motorbike - Vincent White
Lightening. You may have heard this done by our Ben in the past. A great
song! An Irish song next - I'll Tell Me Ma , a really joiny in song that gets
the percussion in full flow. Copperhead Road is next and is quite a
contrast although the toes are still tapping. Their theme song is next -
The Pie Song - where we are encouraged to join in with the chorus calling
them Phatt B'stards. They say we will all be singing the chorus tomorrow
and I can well believe it. To finish off a great afternoon they give us a
rock and roll medley containing the Dire Straits song - Walk of Life-and
the classic hit performed by so many artists -Johnny Be Goode. You
really must try to see the Phatt B'stards if you haven't had the
opportunity so far. As all round entertainers they are the tops!

We are back again in the function room for a get a floor spot session on
Sunday 25th October. Unfortunately I am unable to be there so you will
get a break from my ramblings and will be able to read the review from a
different viewpoint. I hope you are able to attend.