FaBclub review
6th July2008
written by
Eve Guevara -
Sansom
Anyone who missed today's meeting - missed many treats
-as we were taken through many Unique versions of
songs - and poems - and witty ditties - both familiar and
not so familiar. Members met at White Hart, Grays as
usual and the mood was buoyant - for Liz had a Birthday
for all to celebrate as well….she was blooming - and the
Banquet table was fit for a King - so, food, fun, wine and
song in abundance filled all senses - the Sun shone on
the moment.

Trevor took the floor as compere and provided much wit
to decorate the moment.

He and Sue were the first to take to the floor - Tone Deaf
Leopards….opening on a tribute to Liz on a 4 x 4 culture
song - which slammed all the points about having to shop
at Tesco to maintain flash lifestyles - it was all very
tongue in cheek. This was followed by a hearty song
called Wee and a Shave taking a knock about bathroom
culture…truly : Rolf Harris wouldn't hack it at the top if
Trevor were on his tail….Sue did a great back-up with
drums…..

Norman followed with some great material - playing
ukulele and banjo - ANDY THE HANDY MAN -a saucy
rendition which really echoed the great days of Music Hall
- followed by Whole Lot a shakin' Going on….which was
nothing less than - fantastic - cool - Elvis would have
been proud.
It was a unique version in which Hound Dog was woven in
- I can only say : suck eggs Simon Cowell…this is HOT
Grays….and I mean - sizzling…Norman is original
-captivating…

The mood became calm and mellifluous after that when
Kathy took to the floor on her Harmonium squeeze box -
after first delivering a limerick about Joe…tongue in
cheek. We were lost in a most beautiful rendition of A
Roving followed by Lincolnshire Poacher and Keel Row. It
made great atmosphere in terms of real music moving
emotions…she finished on a medieval tune she had
composed. It was haunting….

Dennis Holmes brought a zing into the next moment to
move us back into this moment - with Golden Days and
Perfect Afternoon - his mastery of Guitar and voice
enlivened everyone in earshot for miles around. He is a
perfectionist in his craft and a joy in performance. His
song about the poor Quantity Surveyor - though sad in
its' truth - was also very clever and funny. He is a Master
too.

Bernard was next to take the floor and change the mood
again with Nautical refrains from times past - which were
exceptionally moving. We really could imagine the Sailing
men entertaining each other on squeeze box - as the
ship's mast creaked in the mild breeze of the midnights -
far away from home…..with the Three Sea Captains and
Worcestershire Hornpipe…real tearjerking
stuff…..brilliant…..

Maureen changed the mood yet again…talk about mood
swings…. With a very funny story about the painful
consequences of a twist on Buttons and an Automatic
Tampax Remover…reminding all the guys why NEVER to
press ATR…and went on to remind the guys to avoid the
eternal turmoil of making the mistake of buying Cowboy
Boots instead of Cowboy Hats….watch this space…


Next to stun us was Joe Migdal - with a most beautiful
song : Roll river Flow…with a haunting chorus which we
could all join in. We travelled through the imagery of the
mysteries of passing time as we see our lives in
transience - like the Great River of Life….reminding us of
the mighty force of Mother Nature and the unstoppable
fate we all face - as the River flows on and on…
It, too was unique. Joe has a magnetic presence in song.
His next song was about the inevitability of life in
repetition as we Stumble on the Treadmill of life.. things
we can never change. Guitar-harmony and composition
was used skilfully used to help us rise above it all.

Our Birthday girl was next with a powerful word
presentation called : Last Night I Dreamed…memories of
Student Days - Reunion Days - when in abandon we enact
many heady moments of abandon. It was very stirring and
made impact particularly as we saw the low hung misty
morning and the angry Swan…..she followed this with a
leap on to : CHRISTMAS at LAKESIDE….she's is more
premature than the Lakeside shops ! It was a funny
refrain about the insanity of that as a Satanic ritual was
relived….

Bill Pardon bravely took to the floor after Liz and gave us
renditions marking the ICARUS moment - a witty ditty on
the art of being daring….striking while iron is hot…flying
into the sun if necessary….he followed up with a Fairy
Tale he had written for his grandchildren - it was very
great and moving as the trapped maiden held by the
Dragon had to be rescued by her Brave Prince…the art of
story telling is not dead…..we all shared a tear with the
Fairy who saw it all…

Len was the next unique contributor - giving us the most
beautiful delivery of Neil Young dedication…and I do
mean beautiful….his artistry and skill are undeniable and
very professional - he sang with great feeling and
respect…reminding us that young and old aren't do
different when the final curtain falls …..we all had the
chance to sing along with HEART OF GOLD …it was very
refreshing and meaningful…..

A short piece by KEN followed in tribute to JOHN CLARE -
great British Poet (1793) as he recited Little Jolly Wagtail
- it was very special - because we don't often get the
chance to listen to this kind of material - it was a praise to
the delicate things in nature which make huge impact - he
then stunned us all by dragging DENNIS back on to stage
to give the liveliest presentation of ALL OF ME that
anyone has heard in a long time - the party took off there
!

A break was taken for - Grub up! And the Raffle - in which
no-one wanted the damn spirit level…spirits were
buoyant nevertheless and the food was - fantastic….

The final half was very lively - Trevor gave us THE OLD
GREY GOOSE IS DEAD and we all had the chance to open
our mouths and lungs at full throttle - which is the real joy
of LIVE MUSIC meetings - Norman came back and gave
us his own version of QUANDO QUANDO - which really
can't be equalled - and I mean really can't be….he is a
talent…..Bernard gave another great Sea shanty tune and
Dennis switched the mood with his 8 bar Blues song of
the SUPERMARKET SONG - as specially requested by
Maureen …. It was very, very, entertaining and Dennis
can sure play a mean guitar…he is irrepressible…..the
reality of PLASTIC life from carrier bags to condoms is
cleverly portrayed by him….

Joe Migdal came back with Another Man's Wife (song!)
and the sad woes of forbidden fruit fatality….followed by
Bill pardon's hilarious cocktail of naughty but nice
sketches of the life of The Man from The Pru……
Len returned to polish off in style with a beautiful version
of The First Cut is the Deepest - it was very fine - he
attends every feeling in motion of song delivery….

Liz finished the day with another reunion memory in word
arts : Oh My Haven't they changed… which looked at
every hidden angle of the thoughts which engulf us on
such days……

We completed our journey with a massive Sing-a-Long to
clear the emotions and keep us
Lively…all in all - anyone who missed the day is a -
fool……there aren't many Sunday afternoon alternatives
better than this….the chance to travel time in song and
other genres…and to keep the flag of reality flying - real
music - real people keeps us all - sane….Music is religion
- so is humour…come and join us…..


Thanks to one and all : next meeting is on Sunday 20th
July - for a Garden Party…..

Eve Guevara-Sansom - new member - first time reviewer
for FaBclub Grays…