FaBclub review
22nd June 2008
written by Clive
Meggs

It's a lovely sunny day outside and the rays are pouring
into the function room, but there is sufficient draught
through a partly open door to keep the temperature of the
room comfortable. Quite a few of the regulars are missing
today, for various reasons, but performers and audience
are arriving and it promises to be a great afternoon.

Jojo has volunteered to be our compere for the first half
of the afternoon and starts off with a Buddy Holly song,
Raining in my Heart. It takes tremendous courage not
only to be the first act, but to sing unaccompanied and
hold the tune. Jojo does this admirably.

Bernard is introduced next as a man who does a lot of
clever things with his fingers (whatever does Jojo mean).
Minus his organ today, Bernard gives us a couple of
lovely tunes on his concertina. His fingers go on strike
after the first tune but make a fine recovery for the
second.

An old favourite, Len, is next having returned recently
from his travels to Turkey. He starts with a song called
Only Love Can Break Your Heart, which I think may have
been by the Beatles, followed by a song definitely by the
Beatles called I'll Follow The Sun. Great stuff Len!

Maureen has hurt her hand so is unable to play the
guitar. She tells a couple of jokes, one about cowboy
boots, the other about toilet paper and the audience are
in fits of laughter.

We are graced this afternoon by an all too infrequent visit
from an old friend of the club, Paul Ballantyne. Paul starts
with a Nancy Griffiths song entitled A Hard Life Is All That
They'll Know, followed by a song written by Bobby Sands
called I Wish I Was Back Home In Derry. We have missed
your exceptional talent, Paul. Please return again soon to
entertain us.

Our next guest has also just returned from his travels, to
sunny Spain. Norman takes to the stage with the smallest
ukulele you have seen. He placates our compere by
announcing that he will be doing a Rock n' roll song as
opposed to a George Formby number and goes straight
into A Whole Lot Of Shaking Going On. The audience are
impressed. Still no Formby for the second number, a
lovely old singalong tune, Walking My Baby Back Home.
Jojo is looking pleased, but for how long we ask
ourselves.

Here comes Margaret with another ukulele and her newly
found voice. She starts with the theme song from Last Of
The Summer Wine. What, no George Formby! Jojo is now
looking eggstatic! She follows with a Hank Williams song,
Your Cheating Heart. In between songs we are treated to
a update of the escapades of Charlie ( Margaret's
grandson ), sounds like a bit of a party animal to me!


Tone Deaf Leopard are on next and start with a very
appropriate Bob Dylan song entitled Brand New
Leopardskin Pillbox Hat. Surely if there is such an apparel
of clothing the Leopards would have made every attempt
to find one by now. They follow this with a ballad about a
psycho American murder - Banks of the Ohio. Olivia
Newton-John will never be the same to me after hearing
this.

Ben then comes to the stage and tells us he is entering
the young folk musician of the year contest for the first
time in September. Ben will be 15years old in August and
is so talented. He tries two folk tunes which are works in
progress for the contest. The first is called Tell Old Bill
and the second a more traditional number called The
Duke of Marlborough. Ben certainly has talent and
ambition and we all wish him well in the contest.

We take a break at this point to re-fuel and empty, not
necessarily in that order.

Margaret takes over as compere for the second half of
the afternoon and introduces Jojo who sings an
unaccompanied song about Van Dieman's entitled
Andersons Coast. A haunting tale beautifully sung.

Bernard gives us another couple of tunes on the
concertina. His fingers are working OK this time. The
rattles and shakers come out for the second tune as the
audience feel the need to join in.

More Beatles from Len next with Strawberry fields
Forever. Paul made a comment earlier on after Len's first
set that why should you use 3 chords when 10 will do.
This must be an in joke between guitar players because it
goes completely over my head. Nevertheless Len
completes his set with a 3 chord song, If I Were A
Carpenter.

Maureen tells us two jokes about 3 beers and then 3
dogs. That reminds me, I must cut my nails when I get
home.

Paul returns to the front and starts with a Show of Hands
song called Cousin Jack, a request from Margaret. Paul is
so talented. He hasn't played this song for ages but is
able to go on stage and play the song almost as good as
his mentors. He follows with a song by a group called
Five for Fighting called Superman.

Norman comes to the front full of courage and announces
that he will do 2 George Formby numbers. Never mind
Jojo, the rest of us enjoy George. The first is the famous
Fanlight fanny then another Formby song called I Promise
To Be Home By 9 O'clock ( I've never heard this one
before)

TDL open with one of my favourite parodies, a song
about lab rabbits called Wild Clover (I think). They are
then joined by Ben for their second number Scarborough
Fair. It is played to a different tune - very interesting, and
well received.

Margaret returns for her second spot and sings us
Forget-me-not Lane. She finishes wish an old favourite,
Lord of the Dance, with lots of audience participation.

Next on is Ben . He sings Sweet Baby James, which was
written by James Taylor for his son who was named, yes
you've guessed it, James. It was also the theme music for
a cookery programme starring the chef James Martin. He
then sings an old Ron Truman Border classic Somedays
It Doesn't Pay You To Get Out Of Bed . Ben is developing
quite a range of different music.

To finish what has been an excellent afternoon Paul is
invited back to do an extra couple of numbers. He firstly
sings On the Ledge by Richard Thompson, one of the
best chorus songs I have heard and follows this with a
second Richard Thompson song, Vincent Black
Lightening. Ben also covers this song in a completely
different way.

Well, another fantastic afternoon of good music and good
company had to come to an end but we meet again in two
weeks time, on 6th July, when we are celebrating Liz's
birthday. Please bring along a plate of food to share and
try to come early to get a seat. See you then. Clive..