FaBclub Review
27th April 2008
Written by Liz
Montgomery


It's a beautiful afternoon, inside and outside. Sue Leopard is
MC'ing

That (in)famous duo "Mumbling Len Turner and Big Ben
Thompson" get the afternoon going with their very own
rendition of "Red Hot" (as in them hot tamales) to raise the
heat even further.

JoJo follows with a Buddy Holly classic "Raining in my
heart" - but demands no photos - so you can't see how spruce
she was looking

Bernard and Maureen take us into traditional territory, their
medleys on concertina and guitar redolent of salt and spring,
capstans and morris. No family disputes today tho….

Bill Pardon, who, according to Sue takes Essex boy to new
heights, provides us with a great new song he has been working
on with Nick Silvey. Called "The Mouseman of Kilburn" - the
words provide us with some deep thoughts about the nature of
craftsmanship and how ideas often long outlive their creators.
It is inspired by the little carved mouse on the Robert
Thompson's Craftsmen oak furniture created under the shadow
of the Kilburn White Horse in Yorkshire. A lovely piece. He
then provides us with a grown up song about ladies of very
dubious dispositions….

Loosely based on a well known number by that popular
composer "Trad", Tone Deaf Leopard perform "It will no be
long love til our Washing day", giving a new light on some
modern (or in the light of Pantomime tradition and
Shakespearian actors, perhaps not so modern) outcomes of
laundry challenged cross dressing…

Yay - FaB Club virgin time - in fact we have two FaB Club
virgins today, which is great. Lizzie B joins us, still on crutches
after a recent hip upgrade - and demonstrates another example
of the amazing range of wealth of performing talent in Essex
today. Lizzie starts her contribution with "Beautiful", and
then follows this up with what she describes as the rudest song
she knows about men being disappointing and unreliable -
"Plasticine Man". Lovely vocals, subtle lyrics and an easy and
accomplished guitar style.. we look forward to Lizzie perfoming
more for us later on in the afternoon too.

After the first break, I trundle up and perform "Seasons" - the
choice of which is inspired today by the wealth of cowslips in
my garden, and then "Oh my - haven't they changed " - both
oldies but they seem to be popular still. Must write some new
stuff.

Ben steps up to the plate and draws on his ever expanding
repertoire. Today "Sweet Baby Jane", that tremendous James
Taylor penned number and then fine picking on that great
number "Hesitation Blues". Ben always lights on songs with
such interesting lyrics that suit his vocal style.

Our second FaB club virgin steps up to the plate - welcome
Micca, who is definitely in the FaB club mould! He opens up
with the highly entertaining "The Hash my Father scored" -
yes, it is set to the tune of "The sash my father wore" - he tells
us he once performed this in Ireland, with (almost) very
interesting results…..Then another provocative performance
developed in a songwriting workshop which had instilled in
him that the title and first line must be the declarative
statement about the song. "My Grandfather hated the
Germans" is a veritable oral history of WW1 and the
combatants who survived.

Performers take a second turn around interspersed with parish
notices and the famous FaB club raffle.

TDL with a slight rework of the Dylan number -"The Swans
on the River" written originally to reflect the superficiality of
life and goings on, and updated to include Foot and Mouth, Al
Qaeda, Angel of Mercy nurses, bodies in the garden, Then
"Salt of the Earth" - a clever observation of local lives, a sort
of mini soap opera. I'm a great fan of TDL - their words and
(re) arrangements are very very sharp.
JoJo follows up with the fruits of her recent email researches -
"Three things I want" only performed once before at HFC
Maureen and Bernard restore domestic harmony with some
more sweet medleys on concertina and guitar, then Maureen
follows up with a maestro performance of "Petty the Snake" -
it's just so funny - I don't know (a) how she gets through it
without any mis-steps or (b) how she keeps a straight face when
performing it
Self proclaimed grumpy old man Bill Pardon contributes
"Face on the water" - about when a little fleet sailed from
Newlyn to Parliament to fight fishing village slum clearance
and "Sexual Repression" (maybe I should rephrase that??)
with lots of opportunity for us to join in (with the chorus not
the sexual repression, that is)
I chip in with "A thousand things" and that old faithful
"Shoes" - its always good to have new faces at FaB as the old
stuff can get dusted down and brought out to play
Ben provides more skilful fret and fingerwork with "Brand
new Panama Hat" and the lovely "Bees Wing" - one of the
most perfect Richard Thompson ballads
Lizzie B is back with more of her lovely stuff next (see
www.lizzieb.co.uk or http://www.myspace.com/lizziebmusic
for more about Lizzie). She's brought along copies of her new
EP too - "Living on the edge of my dreams". She claims she
has Les Dawson fingers today (but then we all know that Les
Dawson really could play….) A haunting and sad end of love
song (Got you "Out of my Head") and then the title song to
the EP.
To round off the afternoon Micca provides more of his
idiosyncratic and entertaining songs: "Into the West End of
Hayes" - a curious story of a flat moggy and a return to the
WW1 battlefield with "All Hallows Eve in Flanders". The
latter song is a tribute to the 73,353 missing soldiers named on
the imposing Sir Edwin Lutyens designed memorial in
Thiepval in northern France; the moving idea at the centre of
the song is that the souls of the lost return to their home on All
Hallows Eve. A deeply emotive song, so bittersweet. Like the
ending of Blackadder Goes Forth - which always makes me cry.

And to round off the afternoon what more could we want than
"Cigareets and Whusky and Wild wild women" from TDL
and the assembled masses….

FaB fun at FaBclub as usual!!